Gakked from many bodies

[logisticslad]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I set moonpuppy61's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June n0ire and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I broke rabidotter's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I put money in yesthattom's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-129 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, logisticslad

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PS: I'm really sorry about the X-box :-(
PPS: Oh yeah, and the puppy, too !-(
PPPS: Did I mention the X-box ?-(

Comments

[puzzld1.livejournal.com]

*You* donated used clothes???? Fibber! Tell it to someone who doesn't know you!

[jaidit.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, getting into a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA is completely excusable. Being on the 5 near LA and not coming to visit me and James is wholly inexcusable. Minus 250 points for you, and your house as well! And no quidditch for you.

[nutmegger.livejournal.com]

So far, I'm the only one I've read about to commit genocide (sorry, Jim), so compared to that, you're doing pretty well.

[puzzld1.livejournal.com]

It was a joke, son...

[puzzld1.livejournal.com]

And mine was a warning shot about whose cage you are tending to rattle capriciously...