Wake Up Call

[logisticslad]

You know that the day has nowhere to go but up, when you are awakened by your cat throwing up on your bed. Sigh.

Comments

[the-shoshanna.livejournal.com]

Worse or better than eating a live frog?

Perspective.

[ivymcallister.livejournal.com]

I've always consold myself with the thought that cats don't usually engage in malicious puking, a la, "Hah! I hoark on you, you silly, naked monkey-thing!" It's more like an, "I feel icky and it's scary, so I'm coming up here with you because you make me feel beter."

While one would hope that waking up to a puking cat on one's bed is not going to be the high point of the day, one can also thank god that it was *just* puke. kit_kallisti's cat Eris *hated* me when we first moved in together. After a week of intensive peeing (on everything I owned) failed to teach me a lesson, I awoke to find her peeing on me whilst I slept. So, *so* not a nice way to start the day. :P

Have you ever put your foot down on the floor and into a cold, wet, congealing hairball? *shudders* That might be worse than puke...

[mythandwonder.livejournal.com]

Think of it as "disaster proofing" your day, ala The World According to Garp. At least your bed was not puking in between your sheets while you were in the bathroom as happened to me recently.

[madknits.livejournal.com]

You can so tell I'm not a cat person. The first thought that comes to mind is Kitty Kung Pao. Or Kitty Sushi. Or Kitty Croquettes.

Good thing I'm a vegetarian. ;-)